Equal Opportunity Gaffe Machine!

Two gaffe's: 1.  Joe Biden apparently thinks that the internet has numbers...like phones.

2. Bobby Jindal cannot fathom why the government would want to spend millions of dollars on volcano monitoring.

Again, I can't help but notice that the Democratic version suggests that the speaker is dumb, but the Republican version suggests an assumption that the people watching are dumb.  See the point of distinction there?

Fuck you, lava covered people!  Go dial the internet for some help.