Ted Mad! Ted SMASH!!!! The Pod would like to wish a fond farewell to Alaska Senator Ted Stevens. Older than John McCain and (incredibly) much more codgerly, the good Senator was found guilty on all seven counts of bribery today in federal court. So long cantankerous old man. You will not be missed.
We leave you with Mr. Steven's most famous analogy ever, made all the more famous with a techno beat: