But we can still sell them as "antibacterial," right?

Big Joe ListerAn interesting study from Britain seems to suggest that the antibiotic wipes used in hospitals have an unexpected (and highly ironic) side effect: They help spread antibiotic-resistant superbugs from place to place throughout the hospital. And somehow, there are still people who think that things around here are "intelligently" designed.

I say we go back to using phenol to clean everything. If it's good enough for Lister, it's good enough for me.